Here A Racist, There A Racist, Everywhere A Racist

Q: How can you tell when you’ve won an argument with a progressive? A: They call you a racist.

It’s an oldie but goodie. Just when I thought I was immune to surprise from the left, this morning happened. I’m listening to a morning show that shall go unnamed, I heard where a State Dept Official actually had compiled a list of terms that are offensive to others. Not ten minutes later, I hear Chris Matthews screeching tones, saying how racist it is for Romney to mention the word “Chicago”. Apparently, when people hear the word “Chicago”, the mind automatically begins to associate it with “poor black neighborhoods and violence”…Really Chris??? Violence? Yes! But I think you’re kinda reachin’ on the other…I DO think “gangster” but they look more like Al Capone than they do our president.

THEN, there’s ol’ “Liberals are far left enough for me” Larry O’Donnell. Mitch McConnell says something to the effect of “The President’s more concerned with getting on the PGA” and of COURSE, according to ol’ Larry, the mind processes it this way:
Tiger Woods
Black Guy
The President’s a big, black womanizer!!!

Wait…I thought that was Bill Clinton….

Did I just say that?

The absurdity of political correctness has grown to “Bad 80’s Comedy” levels. I’ve always been of the “He who smelt it dealt it” school of thought. If all you see is racism, you know what that makes you? A RACIST, YOU IDIOTS!!!

What this really is, is DESPERATION. The left cannot deny the fact that we are worse off now than we were four years ago. We now have an administration that actually PRIDES ITSELF on “Leading From Behind”. I was always taught that the definition of “Leadership” was, “Follow me”. How does that work from behind??? Oh yeahhhh…It CAN’T.

The only recourse the left now has is to try to make the GOP afraid to say anything for fear of being labeled “Racist”. The bad news for the left is that it just isn’t working. It’s having the opposite effect. The average person is getting reallllly sick of having to watch every word that comes out of their mouths. Conservatives are tired of hearing how “offended” the left is at EVERY WORD THAT COMES OUT OF OUR MOUTHS. According to the left, National Heroes like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were bigots. What kind of chance does that leave the rest of us? If those guys were bigots, then I guess I wanna be a bigot, too. My gosh, I’ll spend the rest of my life aspiring to reach their level of bigotry. GIVE ME A BREAK!!

Ya know what? I sincerely hope I’ve offended every single person in this country that will vote for Barack Obama. And if I haven’t, and you’re one of them, please let me know. I’ll be sure to get to you, next time….Idiots.